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Gorgeous Stars - Camille Belle

Camille Belle

Born in California as Camilla Belle Routh, her mother, Cristina, is Brazilian, and her father, Jack, is American. Her mother is a fashion designer and her father owns a construction company. He is building Belle her first home. Camilla is an only child.

From 2006 to 2008, she got a taste of her mother's world with some fashion jobs - she modeled for Vera Wang's Princess fragrance.

Camilla is also involved in various charities and is an international spokesperson for "Kids With A Cause".

Trivia
Speaks fluent English and Portuguese.
Likes Brazilian food: feijoada (typical plate made with pork and beans), pão-de-queijo (typical bread made with cheese) and brigadeiro (sweet made with chocolate).
Likes to watch Brazilian soap operas with her grandmother Deborah and used to visit her mother's family in São Paulo.

For all her movies: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004741/

Business Signs

I was laughing so hard when I was taking these pictures with my iPhone at a tire store in Calgary so please excuse the shoddy photography.

 

10 Things a man can do at Wal-Mart while his wife is taking her sweet old time:

10 Things a man can do at Wal-Mart while his wife is taking her sweet old time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares . . . and see what happens.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
6. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
7. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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Bryan Adams

Burton Cummings

Celine Dion

 Donald Sutherland

Elisha Cuthbert

Emily Vancamp

 Gordon Lightfoot

Jan Arden

 Kiefer Sutherland

Lorne Greene

Lorne Michaels

Michael J Fox

 Neil Young

Nelly Furtado

 

Rachel McAdams

Russell Peters

Ryan Gosling

Hilarious Commercials

PLANTING POTATOES

An old man living alone wanted to spade his potato garden, but, it was very hard work. His only son, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son about his predicament.

 
Dear Bubba,
It looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.  If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
 
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
 
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Bubba

At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.  They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Bubba. 

Merry Christmas To My Friends Around The World

Christmas - Around The World

Christmas is a beautiful time of year no matter what religion you belong to.  And much of that beauty is captured in through the decoration of Christmas Trees.  Sit back, sip on that Mocca or Chai and enjoy a Christmas Trip Around The World of Christmas Trees. Oh Christmas Tree oh Christmas Tree...

The Capitol Christmas tree in Washington , D.C. , is decorated with 3,000 ornaments that are the handiwork of U.S. schoolchildren. Encircling evergreens in the 'Pathway of Peace' represent the 50 U.S. states.

The world's largest Christmas tree display rises up the slopes of Monte Ingino outside of Gubbio, in Italy 's Umbria region. Composed of about 500 lights connected by 40,000 feet of wire, the 'tree' is a modern marvel for an ancient city.

 A Christmas tree befitting Tokyo 's nighttime neon display is projected onto the exterior of the Grand Prince Hotel Akasaka.

 Illuminating the Gothic facades of Prague's Old Town Square, and casting its glow over the manger display of the famous Christmas market, is a grand tree cut in the Sumava mountains in the southern Czech Republic.

 Venice 's Murano Island renowned throughout the world for its quality glasswork is home to the tallest glass tree in the world. Sculpted by master glass blower Simone Cenedese, the artistic Christmas tree is a modern reflection of the holiday season.

Moscow celebrates Christmas according to the Russian Orthodox calendar on Jan. 7. For weeks beforehand, the city is alive with festivities in anticipation of Father Frost's arrival on his magical troika with the Snow Maiden.  He and his helper deliver gifts under the New Year tree, or yolka, which is traditionally a fir.

The largest Christmas tree in Europe (more than 230 feet tall) can be found in the Praca do Comercio in Lisbon , Portugal .  Thousands of lights adorn the tree, adding to the special enchantment of the city during the holiday season.

 'Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree': Even in its humblest attire, aglow beside a tiny chapel in Germany 's Karwendel mountains, a Christmas tree is a wondrous sight.

 Ooh la la Galeries Lafayette! In Paris , even the Christmas trees are chic. With its monumental, baroque dome, plus 10 stories of lights and high fashion, it's no surprise this show-stopping department store draws more visitors than the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower.

 In addition to the Vatican 's heavenly evergreen, St. Peter's Square in Rome hosts a larger-than-life nativity scene in front of the obelisk.

 The Christmas tree that greets revelers at the Puerta del Sol is dressed for a party. Madrid 's two-week celebration makes millionaires along with merrymakers. On Dec. 22, 2011, there were1,800 lucky citizens who won El Gordo (the fat one), the world's biggest lottery.

 A token of gratitude for Britain 's aid during World War II, the Christmas tree in London 's Trafalgar Square has been the annual gift of the people of Norway since 1947.

 Drink a glass of gluhwein from the holiday market at the Romer, Frankfurt 's city hall since 1405 and enjoy a taste of Christmas past.

 Against a backdrop of tall, shadowy firs, a rainbow trio of Christmas trees lights up the night (location unknown).